How I Got to be a Judge at the Colorado DMV, a Maryland DUI Lawyer's First Job
This blog post was written by Maryland DUI lawyer Ed Tayter. Before entering private practice, he was an Administrative Law Judge, where he presided over 15,000 driver's license suspension and revocation hearings. He received his JD and MBA from Washington University in St. Louis and earned his Bachelor of Arts from the University of Michigan. As a Maryland DUI attorney, he is a member of the American Bar Association and the Maryland State Bar Association.
When I first entered law school, I thought that I had a pretty good plan of where I was going with my career. I was going to study business law, get an MBA, get a job as a corporate consultant, and take it from there. Like many plans, this one survived contact with reality for only the shortest of times. I studied business law, got an MBA, and realized that I wanted nothing to do with Corporate America. So, when I graduated law school with a shiny new JD-MBA I had less of an idea of what I wanted to do with my career than when I'd started.
What does a person do when they have a new degree, a small mountain of debt, and no idea of what they want to do? It's obvious, move to Colorado. And that's exactly what I did. No job, no real job prospects, not even barred. In hindsight, this was maybe not the most well thought out course of action, but everything worked out well.
I moved in with Jill, the sister of one of my law school buddies. She had a room for rent in her suburban Littleton townhouse. This was the best roommate situation that I'd ever found myself in. It was such a good roommate relationship that we ended up getting hitched a couple of years later. We've been married almost 6 years and she hasn't asked me to move out yet.
With shelter crossed off my personal Maslow's Hierarchy of Need, I set out to find gainful employment. I learned, much to my dismay that an MBA, a solid legal-business education, a low tolerance for bullshit, and a burning dislike of corporate culture did not make me particularly employable as a business lawyer. So, I started looking for other legal work.
I answered an online ad for an Administrative Judge position with the Colorado Department of Revenue. When I applied, I didn't know exactly what kind of Hearings I was supposed to be conducting. It turned out that the hearings were driver's license suspensions and revocations for Points system violations and DUI cases. I thought to myself, "Well, it beats sucking the Corporate tit" and with those fateful words I accepted the position and became the youngest Hearing Officer at the Department of Revenue.
I had absolutely zero experience with DUI cases; I had never sat in on an administrative hearing, let alone conducted one. Hell, I hadn't even taken administrative law in school. I was also young, fresh out of school, and nervous that anyone would spot that I didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. The first hearing that I conducted, I'm not sure who was more nervous, me or the guy who was about to lose his driver's license for a year.
Fortunately, the training for new Judges at the Hearings section was terrific. One of the Assistant Chief Hearing Officers who had been doing the job for almost 20 years taught me everything I needed to know about DUI law as it applied to driver's license hearings, or at least enough that I could learn the rest as I went. He also gave me perhaps the best advice about working in Government that I've ever heard "Doing a good job in this place is like pissing your pants in a Navy suit, sure it gives you a nice warm feeling, but nobody really notices."
Next time... what I learned about how to lawyer, and more importantly, how not to lawyer, as a DMV Judge.
